I’ve never been a regular viewer of ‘American Idol,’ but whenever I did watch it, Simon Cowell, the ruthlessly acerbic judge, was the one whose comments I waited for, along with millions of other watchers.  I mean, nobody but the dimmest of couch potatoes perched on the edge of their chair thinking, “Gee, I wonder what Paula’s going to say?” 

Sadly, it’s just been announced that this season will be Cowell’s last as a judge on Idol.

Now I know he’s really busy producing other shows and creating stars and all that, but I have a job for him that I think would be perfect. 

That job?  Watching the performances of big bank executives when they testify before Congress and then issuing his summary judgments on the spot, in front of the cameras, on the Hill. 

We’ve seen these execs testify before and even the withering rage directed at them by various Congressmen came off as little more than firecrackers that didn’t go off.  Too many members of Congress are too deep in the pockets of these banks for their rage to do anything but sputter.

Simon, on the other hand, is not in anybody’s pocket.  He could—and would—call it as he sees it.  Wouldn’t you love to hear his scorn unleashed against these guys who think they can get away with whatever they want?   

Their performances, his remarks and their squirming could be packaged, put on Facebook and get millions of hits.   This could go a long way to producing real financial reform.

What do you think, Simon?  Want to give it a shot?

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